An Ode To Aaron Finch

Big Bosh League Booms

Canary Yellow Call-up Looms

Another half tracker lynched

By the dumpy Aaron Finch

To Southampton’s Bowl

– no longer a Rose

Fat boy Finch threw his weight

Behind 156 blows

Slammed over Long On

Finchy showed up Dave Warner

Twatted into the stands

Conventional “Cow Corner”

Records thus tumbled

The England bowlers so futile

Will they ever recover

From this beating so brutal?

He’ll never again

Score an international ton

But this was Dear Podgy Finch’s

Glorious day in the Sun


About wrongunatlongon

I'll muse on various subjects, mainly involving willow, leather and grass. My natural instincts is to heap as many compound adjectives as I can to sporting natterings. If you like, then feel free to link :)
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